Hey there adoring fans (Erica Sweeny)!
Tonight was a wonderful night! I got to spend it with my amazing friend Craig. Craig and I have been friends for about 6 years now. We’ve had many long and meaningful talks over (many) bottles of wine. We’ve laughed and cried together. We’ve shared our hopes and dreams with each other. And tonight, after some candlelit sushi (and sake) my friend Craig got down on one knee….
and gave me a box of business cards…
Yes, tonight ladies, gentlemen, and hobos…I got business cards!
You, see I’ve always wanted to have my own business cards. What’s that you say? No, I don’t own a business. So what? I can still feel cool handing a little piece of paper to total strangers to make myself feel important (and no, I don’t have issues with needing to feel important, what are you? my shrink?). Plus, if s*it goes down on December 21st, I will have extra paper around to take the place of toilet tissue or create a new form of currency… “Hey there scary demon from the deepest depths of Hell. I’ll trade you 14 sixtysixdaysofsarah cards for your source of eternal life.”
I ordered the adorable “mini cards” (for one easy payment of $19.99) last week, and they arrived today in this snazzy little box…
Since I don’t own a business, I just put the website for the blog on the back of the card (along with my social security number and hair sample). Hopefully I will get some new fans and maybe some new friends (not that I don’t love my current friends…it just doesn’t hurt to make new friends…you never know when you’re going to have to create an army to fend off space zombies).