Hey there adoring fans (William Michael)!
Remember when I spent $66 on the lottery? Well…. I won! I am writing this post while riding in a hot pink stretch limo on my way to the airport! I’m going to Disney World! I’m spending the end of the world with effing Mickey Mouse! Oh and I bought an eye patch made out of solid gold, and Tina Fey is meeting me at the gate…
Oh wait. No. I didn’t win the lottery at all. It was only a Vanilla Vodka induced dream…