Day 57: You gotta play to win!

Hey there adoring fans (William Michael)!

Remember when I spent $66 on the lottery?  Well…. I won!  I am writing this post while riding in a hot pink stretch limo on my way to the airport!  I’m going to Disney World!  I’m spending the end of the world with effing Mickey Mouse!  Oh and I bought an eye patch made out of solid gold, and Tina Fey is meeting me at the gate…


Oh wait.  No.  I didn’t win the lottery at all.  It was only a Vanilla Vodka induced dream…


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