Hey there adoring fans (Tommy Harron)!

So, I’ve been spending lots of time with my folks these last couple of (end of) days.   I don’t have much to report on.  I’m crazy happy that we still have our beautiful planet, but I’m overwhelmed for what I should write about it.  In the meantime I will be providing videos that I think are mildly entertaining…

Our first is a video of our sitz probe (which means the first time that you get to rehearse with the entire orchestra…not just the pianist…sounds like penis…giggle) at the North Shore Musical Theatre’s production of “GYPSY.”  One of my many (chorus)  roles in this production was the “Front End of Cow” in Dainty June’s Big Number (I’m not quite sure why I italicized that, but it is her big production number (if there was an app that threw glitter on the screeen for any time someone says “production number” than I would use it!  Oh wait, they should totes make an app for that…don’t tell anyone about my idea…seriously…wait, what were we talking about?  I’m totes going to cut down on my wine consumption after my 30th birthday…I digress…)).

So basically, everyone was in sweats and we were just getting to know the orchestra (lovely) …until I got bored…and put on a pink string bikini (to be funny..sitz probes get really boring when you’re only in 2 scenes…one of which you are in a giant cow costume..there are not enough crossword puzzles in the world to help with these 8 hours of boredom…plus, you’re wearing a giant cow head!  it’s just funny)…to break my co-worker  (Amanda…who I love!)…and my director (Dick Sabellico…who I love love love) and for me to  make an ass out of myself…

So this video started with Dainty June onstage and had no idea that she was going to encounter a “different” kinda cow…

http://youtu.be/q9LLmeeI7-4