Hey there adoring fans (My Mary Trotter)!
What would you eat for your last meal? You know, say if some ancient people predicted that the world was going to end on December 21st 2012 and it was well, December 21st 2012? Hmm? Chocolate cake? Lobster? Vodka? For me, it’s a trip down under! Wait, no…that sounds oddly sexual…by down under I mean Australia…not genitalia…get your mind out of the gutter…who me?…my mind isn’t in the gutter…it’s you, you weirdo…
Ooops, all of this genitalia talk made me lose my train of thought. This is the wrong picture. My mom made us stop at the Tractor Supply Store for Chicken Feed before dinner (the amount of camouflage sold here is disturbing, more so because they start with toddler sizes…in pink….Plus side, they do have every single flavor of beef jerkey ever invented…who knew Honey Nutmeg would go well with dried and salted beef?)
My favorite meal (which I have on my Birthday every year…which hopefully I’ll get to do again on January 3rd…if there is a January 3rd…the day’s not over yet) is at…
Here it is folks! My single favorite meal of all time!
We start off with some Wallaby Darned’s (basically a frozen peach daquiri that is like 700 calories but is crazy delicious).
Thank you waitress Stacy who keeps calling me ma’am and didn’t ask to see my ID…it’s fine Sarah…you’re just getting older…breathe…breathe…breathe.
Then we order a sensible side salad with ranch dressing (is it still cool to overuse the word sensible? I’m gonna roll with it anyway)…
Then comes the bestest most delicious 2 food items on the Earth…
1. Cheese Fries
2. Bloomin’ Onion!
(that’s the sound of 3 million fat angels wetting their pants over the deliciousness that is these 2 glorious appetizers)
Mmmmm….if we have to be passed onto the after life, or imprisoned by eight legged zombies, (or absolutely nothing happens before midnight tonight) it will be all good knowing that I’ve finished this world as we know it with this glorious meal.
Plus, my fab Mom (who has lost over 50 lbs and is now signing up to run a 10k…woot woot!) received a gift card from her employer yesterday…it’s a sign!
Now time to head home to wait out the rest of the sensible day.
So… what did you have for your sensible last supper?