Day 220: I’m a PowerBall Winner!!!!

Hey there adoring fans (Chelsea Camp)!

Despite the misleading title of this post, I regret to inform you that I did not win 448 million dollars last night.

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Because of this devastation, I want to go ahead and release a public apology to all of the people who have invited me to their  weddings over the past 10 years.  Your customary envelopes filled with cash are once again delayed.  I also regret to inform Mr. Neil Patrick Harris that I will not be buying an apartment in Harlem right next to the building he owns with his partner and adorable twins, so our (best) friendship will yet again be put on hold.  And lastly, my ultimate dream of owning my very own Power-wheel is once again just that….a dream.   Thanks power ball.  Thanks a lot.

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And a special thanks to my buddy Yolanda who noticed that I had originally written pubic apology instead of public apology.  What is a pubic apology?  Stay tuned for next week’s episode of SixtySixdaysofSarah…

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