Day 55: P is for Progress…

Hey there adoring fans (Lisa Rohinsky)!

It looks like things are looking up.  I’ve just been hired to write the weekly newsletter for my favorite Improv family (http://www.Improvolution.org) , I have a meeting with the founder of a new comedy website coming up in a few days, and I have something really awesome planned for this Tuesday that I would love to share with you all but I don’t want to jinx it so your just going to have to wait.  (No, it’s not a date Mom.  Yes, I’m sure there are plenty of nice boys out there.  Leave me alone.  No, I’m not going to end up a cat lady.  I don’t even like cats.  If anything I’ll be a dog lady…or an alcoholic.)  So now that I’m on a pretty good writing path, I thought it would be fun to share with you a little insight about my writing process.  See, I’m always looking for things to write about.  Some of them are good ideas, and some of them are not so good.  Let’s  take a look at the blog posts that didn’t quite make the cut…

Day 17: Blow me!

The day I gave Ruby a blow dry.

2013-02-23 17.02.25

Day 35:  How long has that been in your hole?

The day I cleaned out the mysterious hole in the office at work…

2013-02-13 23.43.50

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Day 23:  If a Ebenezer Scrooge was contacted in a Chinese Restaurant

The day my fortune cookie freaked me out.

2013-02-21 16.23.29

Day 37:  Excuse me dear, how much to check this penis?

The day I checked really weird stuff while working coat check…


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Day 50:  S is for Solidification…

The day Ruby finally took a solid poop…

2013-02-10 23.52.22

Day 21:  Ouch, my carbon foot print just kicked Earth in the nuts.

The day I discovered that my printer has been plugged in for the past 7 years without ever using it because it ran out of ink…in 2006.

2013-01-15 17.48.32

Day 2:  I’m too afraid to jump!

The day I almost tested my parents memory foam mattress like they do on the infomercial. 

2012-12-19 23.31.55

Day 53:  I wanna get wit’ ya, mami.  Now let me see where the lord split ya?

The day I got drunk while listening to a Pitbull song and took a picture of my split ends.

2013-01-25 02.22.27

So there you have it.  Not every idea is a good idea, but just like they say in the Lottery,

“You gotta play to win!”

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